Unpretentiousil: The Drug that Alleviates Hipsterism

I’m heading down to Parkdale tonight to catch up with a friend. I’ll have to wash my hands often and might need to take a preventative dose of Unpretentiousil so I don’t catch “The Hipster”.

While the ad above is droll, there’s something wrong with one of the symptoms of hipsterism that they list: “Making things at home that can easily be bought at the local supermarket”. If that’s a symptom, it’s one of self-sufficiency, financial savvy and often healthier eating.