Ghetto Hikes (or: Shit Inner City Kids Say in the Woods)

The author of the Tumblr known as Ghetto Hikes simply describes it this way:

I’m 28. I have a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say.

Some of that shit:

• “Them sheeps is funny lookin’, homie, wearin’ a snuggie full time.”
• “Rocks, sticks, rivers…needa come out here with my fuckin’ art supplies, paint allll this beautiful shit.”
• “Mr. Cody, this cool, but next time I get my cousin Dwayne to deliver us Papa Johns. Dwayne turn these woods into a pizza party forest.”
• “Jamarcus mad cuz I change his facebook to say he like men and he can’t change it cuz this forest ain’t got no wifi.”

and my personal fave:

• “Hey, Imma leave this cologne out for the animals. Help a brother get some pussy in the matin’ seasons.”

Ghetto Hikes, yo. Check it.