I Couldn’t Come Up With a Tasteful Caption

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• "We can't both be Darth Vader"

• "This is not the quick and fancy attrition scheme they operated in Logan's Run!"

• "This new waiting list escalation process is the most fun I've had all week. En guarde!"

• "There can be only one"

• Danny and Timmy remember how fun it was to okay Star Wars with their c1977 toy lightsabres.

• Okay in the previous comment should read play.

• Green: Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?
  Red: Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?

• Way better than the 'other' kind of geriatric sword fight.

• "At the old folks home, arguments over turning the channel to Judge Judy could sometimes get out of hand."

• why are you smiling?
  Because I know something you don't know.
  And what is that?
  I am not right-handed.