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My Favorite Headline of the Day…

…is from CNN: Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack. The main points of the story, according to the “story highlights” list, are:

  • Authorities: Burglar woke victims by slathering one with spice rub
  • Burglar whacked the other with an 8-inch sausage, officials say
  • Money was recovered from suspect, sheriff says

A suspect has been arrested: “Fresno County sheriff’s Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack. He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.”

I figure that this news item might be the one that makes CNN’s “Turn a headline into a t-shirt” service take off:


Click the photo to see the order page.

Joey deVilla

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