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Tired: Cup Holders. Wired: French Fry Holders!


“Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!”

The French Fry Holder pictured above is in Improvements’ catalog. It’s currently not in stock, but I’m sure with enough demand, they’ll restock this life-changing apparatus!

Here’s the description from the catalog:

French Fry Holder

Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer.

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder. Dishwasher-safe.

Joey deVilla

View Comments

  • I can hardly wait for the BlackBerry steering wheel mount, so that you can take your eyes off the road and thumb-type badly while careening down the 401.

  • I want to just pour this down my throat on a hot summer day.

    * gulp * gulp * gulp

    Ahh, that hits the spot.

  • "Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder."

    Oh, thank goodness. How else will little children have constant access to fries?

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