Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest

Being the day before Thanksgiving, today’s a busy day at airports all across the United States. If you’re flying today, the Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest will guarantee that you’ll breeze through security*!

* Straight into the body cavity search room, that is.

Joey deVilla

View Comments

Recent Posts

Who sells or buys condoms at a yard sale?

First, a little background... There’s a guy who lives a short bike ride from our…

1 day ago

Sunday picdump for Sunday, September 20

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons…

2 days ago

Sunday picdump for Sunday, September 13

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons…

1 week ago

Sunday picdump for Sunday, September 6

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are 500+ memes, pictures, and cartoons…

2 weeks ago

Star Trek, meet Lake Ontario

Need context? The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine reference The news

2 weeks ago

A sure sign that you’re reading AI-generated copy

“Bakery”, “road trip”, and “tradition” are often associated with certain geographies in literature and tourism…

3 weeks ago