Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest

Being the day before Thanksgiving, today’s a busy day at airports all across the United States. If you’re flying today, the Citizen’s Insertable Swiftness Manifest will guarantee that you’ll breeze through security*!

* Straight into the body cavity search room, that is.

Joey deVilla

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