Adios, Pendejo!

It’s nice to start the working week with some good news: the world’s most sleazy amnesiac, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned. Says the A-G, who’s stepping down on September 17th:

I have lived the American dream. Even my worst days as Attorney General have been better than my father’s best days.

How would he know? He can’t remember a damned thing.

Not Up on Your Spanish Profanities?

Here’s the definition of pendejo (pronounced “pen-DEH-hoh”).

Alberto Gonzales: Some Videos

Here’s a CNN piece on Gonzales’ inability to remember key details at his hearings:

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Here’s Gonzales stating that the U.S. Constitution doesn’t guarantee habeas corpus as a right:

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Here’s Jon Stewart on Bill Moyers’ show. He hits the nail on the head when he says that Gonzales, based on his testimony, is “either a perjurer or a low-functioning pinhead”:

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And finally, a telenovela from The Daily Show, Mommy, Why is the Lying Man Still in Charge of the Law?:

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