Scenes From a Vacation: Random Television

While flipping through the TV channels, checking the weather before going to Andy and Sue’s wedding rehearsal (I was a groomsman and the Ginger Ninja). I saw this:

The show — an episode of good ol’ Jerry Springer titled I’m Happy I Cut Off My Legs — featured a man who really wanted to be woman, and so he sliced off his legs with a circular saw.

I kept thinking “Wrong appendages, dude.”