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If You Read Only One Anti-Drug Story Featuring Anthropomorphic Horses This Year, READ THIS ONE!

Mankind’s crowning literary achievement or the winning salvo in the war against drugs? No matter which way you look at it Latawnya the Naughty Horse Learns to Say “No” to Drugs [1MB picture file] will haunt you long after you’ve turned the final page.


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“Latawnya, drugs are bad for you,” said Mother and Father horse. “I had a friend who secretly took drugs,” said Father horse. “He accidentally took an overdose and died,” said Father horse.

Someday, “Latawnya” will be as well-known to children everywhere as Goldilocks, Rumplestiltskin or Winnie-the-Pooh.

Joey deVilla

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  • I would guess that she's the co-inventor of a breed of horses smart enough to form a human-like society and have existential crises capable of driving them to drinkin' and a-druggin'.

  • Truly and completely wonderful.

    Of course, since you mentioned Winnie the Pooh in passing, I'm afraid I'm morally obliged to refer you to the Soviet-made animated version of our favourite bear of little brain: http://tinyurl.com/2aqody

  • Or cigarette holders and beer cozies for horses.

    The whole thing is surreal, but awesome.

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