Amusing Spam of the Day

Normally, I just delete spam that ends up bypassing the filters, but this amusing bit of spam that came into my GMail account earlier today amused me so much that I thought I’d post it here:

My meager Spanish skills are enough to do the necessary translation:

Miami Private Investigators

Infidelity Service

Services for companies and individuals

• Confidential information
• “Tailing” (literal translation is “following”)
• Wiretaps (literal translation is “phone spying”)
• Computer taps (literal translation is “computer spying”)
• Photographs and (Maria! What are fimaciones?)
• Latest technology (literal translation is “technology of end”) — microphones, recorders, micro-cameras

So if you think your marido or esposa is participating in unsanctioned extracurriculars there’s a spammer who’s got a service just for you.

(Maybe these guys should run ads on late-night TLN, where it seems to be straight-up Hispanic softcore pornonovelas after 1:00 a.m..)