The "X is the New Y" Chart

Here’s a chart, courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, shows which X is the new Y (as in “blue is the new black”, “Park Slope is the new West Village“, “gin is the new vodka”, “Samsung is the new Sony”). But where’s “accordions are the new guitars”?

Click the picture to see the whole chart.

(Got any theories as to why Canada is the new Estonia? Let me know in the comments, ’cause that one’s got me stumped.)