Booze Gives You Super Powers!

Back in my early days at Crazy Go Nuts University, a drinking joke that always got a laugh described the “Four Stages of Tequila” as:

1. I’m handsome
2. I’m rich
3. I’m bulletproof
4. I’m invisible

The ad shown below predates that joke, but the copy, which reads “If you’re a midget, FLESICHMAN’S makes you a big guy! 90 PROOF is why!” comes from the same basic thought:

(Picture courtesy of davebug and Miss Fipi Lele.)