Saturday Night at Hooters, Explained Concisely in a Diagram

A guy named “Ikes” has created some strange diagrams on his site. I used to live near a Hooters, and for a while, I worked across the street from one, and from casual observation would say that the diagram below is fairly accurate not just of the downtown Hooters, but most places in Accordion City’s club district:

Joey deVilla

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  • Hey Joey, I linked to this article yesterday and I saw it trackback ping your site, but it looks like it didn't come up. Perhaps it was thrown in with the spam. Anyway, just to let you know. Keep rockin.

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