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"Help…me…"

Normally I don’t do celebrity gossip, but the photo of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise shown below was just too good not to post. The E-Meter seems to have sucked the youth out of Ms. Holmes, and don’t you think that expression looks like a silent cry for help?

Joey deVilla

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  • This pic is doubly good! Not only does she look like someone trapped, trapped, TRAPPED!! in the most awful relationship of her life, but it's one of those rare snaps of Tom Cruise where you can see his actual-height-in-comparison. I mean, he looks like the tiniest little Russian Doll that's inside all the bigger ones.

    -Oli

  • I just have to add that that is the most obviously photoshoped image I have ever seen. Look at the shadows; totally unnatual. Weird.

  • I just have to add that that is the most obviously photoshoped image I have ever seen. Look at the shadows; totally unnatual. Weird.

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