Prison Wine Recipe

It’s going to be a busy day for me today, but I don’t want to leave you empty-handed. That’s why I’ve posted a recipe for Prison Wine [note: a little bad language, some worse spelling], a cheap and cheerful drink that you can make from the comfort of your own prison cell!

I’d like to dedicate this recipe to my friend Wil McLean, who has this morbid fascination with making contigency plans for the rather unlikely event that he ends up in prison. Word of advice, Wil: forget the plans — with your boyish good looks, I’d give it fifteen minutes max before the inmates churned your rump like butter. Better by far not to do the crime, cause you can’t do the time.

[The graphic comes from Workhorse Visuals.]