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Accordion Guy Advent Calendar, Day Thirteen: Translation, Please!

Can you read Japanese? If so, could you please take a look at this site

(from which the pictures below were taken) and let me know if that

bum-clenched-from-being-creeped-out feeling I’m having is justified?

Thanks.

The cloth over the sleeping person’s face is soaked in

ether, which allows Santa to leave behind his present: a box that

blocks the light from the person’s anti-Seasonal Affective Disorder lamp.

Put that other arm where we can see it, Claus!

Santa is either improving on the Tooth Fairy’s methods or prepearing to smother this poor young woman.

We’re not quite clear on the concept of “stocking stuffing” here.

Joey deVilla

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