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If World War II was a Real-Time Online Strategy Game…

…the text message chatter would’ve gone like this.

An excerpt:

Roosevelt:

o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the eff up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is effin weak u guys suck

deGaulle has left the game.

Joey deVilla

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