"I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more greased-up cub scouts…er, um, I mean cowbell! COWBELL!"

[via “The Colbinator”] I knew that Michael “Bad Touch Scout Troop

Leader” Jackson owned the rights to a large chunk of the Beatles’

catalogue, but didn’t know that he had a 50% share in Blue Oyster Cult’s

Don’t Fear the Reaper.

Here’s a list of the other songs for which he is half-owner:

• ’65 Love Affair, Paul Davis
• Alone Again, Naturally, Gilbert O’Sullivan
• Bad Case of Lovin’ You, Robert Palmer
• Blue Bayou, Roy Orbison
• Burning Love, Elvis Presley
• Clones (We’re All), Alice Cooper
• Crazy, Patsy Cline
• (I Just) Died In Your Arms, Cutting Crew
• Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, Will Smith
• Here Comes the Night, Them
• Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Pat Benatar
• Hush, Deep Purple
• I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry, Hank Williams Sr.
• Let It Ride, Bachman-Turner Overdrive
• Long Tall Sally, Little Richard
• Positively 4th Street, Bob Dylan
• Radar Love, Golden Earring
• Stop Your Sobbing, The Pretenders
• Sometimes When We Touch, Dan Hill
• Son of a Preacher Man, Dusty Springfield
• Suspicious Minds, Elvis Presley
• Sweetest Taboo, Sade
• Wonderwall, Oasis
• You Really Got Me, The Kinks