Categories: It Happened to Me

Make-up For Food

A couple of Fridays ago, after doing the opening stand-up act for Peril from Beyond Space,

I joined Scott Watkins and company at a restaurant/bar across the

street. There, I noticed something unusual about the label on the

bottle of Heinz ketchup that was sitting on the table…

“Hides grill marks?” Since when were grill marks unsightly?

Joey deVilla

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  • It's not. The photo's just dark. You're also probably using Windows, which shows images much darker. On Windows, the bottle looks almost black, but on the Mac, it looks dark red.

  • Maybe you're not thinking "out of the box": maybe by "grill marks" it means "the marks left by the front of a Suburban on an unsuspecting deer at 1:30 am on the Trans-Canada Highway just west of the Sault."

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