Accordion City Day, Part 1: Where the Women Are

Travelling westward on King Street West between Spadina and Bathrust

this morning, I saw a lineup about five blocks long made up almost

entirely of good-looking, well-dressed women in their 20s and 30s.

Among them was my friend Angela, who’d just arrived to take her place

at the back of the line.

“Movie auditions?” I asked.

“No, it’s a lululemon warehouse sale!”

(Guys: You might want to keep lululemon in mind if your girlfriend has

a birthday coming up. Girls go for that yoga stuff, and they look

pretty good in lululemon clothes.)

Single men, you might want to bring an accordion and go busk that crowd. The sale’s happening at 590 King Street West.

Joey deVilla

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  • My wife was planning on going to this tomorrow...I think I'll tell her not to bother as it's probably all going to be gone by the time she gets there.

  • It was nutz! hot women up and down the block!

    I work right next door, and the lads in the office were contemplating going out with free coffee in exchange for phone numbers :^)

    -robin

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