The scene: Monday morning at Canada Customs in Toronto’s Pearson International Airport. I have just stepped off my flight from Boston.
Me: Good morning.
Customs officer: Good Morning. Where are you coming from today?
Me: Boston.
Customs officer: And the reason for your trip to Boston?
Me: Visiting the fiancee and future in-laws.
Customs officer: Congratulations!
Me: Thank you.
Customs officer: I see you’ve declared $150 — are those gifts?
Me: Yes — they’re Chanukah presents.
Customs officer: (Does a double-take, looks at me again.)
Me: What, don’t I look Jewish?
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
:-)
too bad you weren't wearing the flaming cowboy hat you could've said "yes, this is the new issue of yarmulka". Sorry if that was blasphemous but it's still early! ;-)
Hey, I've been mistaken for South-East Asian. Go figure.
(And here I thought all white chicks looked alike.)
Funny... he doesn't look Druiwish.
Oy!
You've got to hear The Klezmonauts do Christmas standards! It's brilliant! The CD is called, Oy To The World! My mom found a copy at Daiter's on Eglinton but they have a website http://www.klezmonauts.com. It's on Styrofone Records, distributed by K-Tel International (remember them?)
Enj(oy)!