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I Think He and Clarence Thomas Have Become Drinking Buddies

US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia recently spoke at Harvard and said the expected: that recent decisions protecting abortion rights,

upholding the legalization of assisted suicide and striking down

anti-sodomy laws represent a dangerous trend.

But he also said something unexpected: “I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.”

For a man who’s this close to saying “the missionary position — not just a good idea, it’s the law!” this is quite surprising.

Clearly the man hasn’t seen The Ice Storm, and he must’ve been a total Poindexter when he attended Harvard.

Joey deVilla

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