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The only way to make this thing more deadly is to add a martini glass holder and mount it in a Ford Pinto

For the love of God, please let this thing be a joke:

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: 

Mount your laptop or notebook to your car’s steering wheel and catch up on all your work while out in the field. Ideal for outside field sales and service professionals, real estate executives, students, etc.  ARKON’s Executive Laptop Steering Wheel Mount will hold ALL portable laptops up to 10 Lbs. in weight.  A ball point pen included conveniently attaches to the underside of the base of the mount.  The laptop steering wheel mount is very portable.  It conveniently folds up and can be stored under the seat while not in use.

Joey deVilla

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  • This is scary ... really scary - you just know the person keying and driving will also be on their cell phone.

  • Well I suppose that's one way to take salesmen out of the evolutionary chain... too bad about all the people that they'll be taking with them.

  • Would it be churlish of me to point out that this intended for use while you're parked?

    Seems a decent solution to that particular problem, as it's otherwise rather uncomfortable using a laptop in a car.

    Still looks dorky, though.

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