You’ve got “Worst Date Ever” questions, I’ve got “Worst Date Ever” answers

People have questions about the Worst Date Ever story.

AKMA finds The Artiste (mentioned in part 3a and part 4) intriguing and would like any more stories I have about him. Boss Ross’ Boss, Mr. Noss, wants to know about The Waitress and her new transgender girlfriend (don’t worry, you haven’t missed anything; I just haven’t mentioned her, as her role in the story is tangential). Rick McGinnis suspects that I patched things up with Crabs. A number of people have asked what happened to everyone in the story, and others ask if I ever have normal dates.

All these questions will be answered, but I shall defer that answer until next week. Not only will you get the denouement, you’ll even get a story in which I return to the dance club from part 4. You’ll find it amusing: it’s got more drinkin’, more druggin’, more violence, more ABBA, more butterscotch schnapps, more freaking out and a guy who had a bit part on Earth: Final Conflict where his head exploded.