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Cats and other unsexy things

Nerve gets it right about cats:

Attachment to a non-human mammal that doesn’t give a fuck about you bespeaks emotional damage. It’s the kind that transforms you from “alluringly quirky” to “certifiable.”

Remember, folks: Cats are not pets. They’re egg rolls waiting to happen.

Cats are but one of the fifty items on their “Unsexy List”. Yes, it’s filler written by a bunch of people who gathered in the Nerve.com employee lounge over Snackwell cookies (“they’re low fat!”) who’d be operating the fry machine at McDonald’s if there weren’t an Internet, but:

a) it’s sorta funny

b) you probably don’t want these people touching your food.

Joey deVilla

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