Clearly, I’m not reading enough MAXIM

Otherwise, I’d be much better at telling starlets apart.

Carson set me straight: both Milla Jovovich and Sienna Guillory were at Kick Ass Karaoke last Sunday. It was Sienna whom I was backing up on Jessie’s Girl (a song that for some reason has such a forgettable verse but a memorable chorus).

In the meantime, I’ll leave you movie fanboys to compare the Kickass Karaoke photos of Sienna with this photo of Sienna in her role as Jill Valentine. (Y’know, if I were fighting zombies in the dank tunnels beneath a mysterious facility, I think I’d wear something a little more protective than a tank top and a mini-skirt.)

Recommended reading

Inside Resident Evil. A blog that purports to be written by an anonymous member of the production crew of Resident Evil: Apocalypse, currently shooting somewhere in Accordion City.

The definitive karaoke performance of Jessie’s Girl (QuickTime or Real required), taken from the Ed Norton/Ben Stiller/Jenna Elfman movie Keeping the Faith. I think they could’ve cast me in the role of “Dung”.