Here be spoilers

I saw Freddy Vs. Jason on Monday. Not because I was planning on seeing it, but because I got invited, last-minute style, by friends I hadn’t seen in a while: Ed Leung and Mike Wise (yes, as in the CBC reporter), two friends of mine from Crazy Go Nuts University, and Ed’s girlfriend Jenn.

I have this to report about the movie:

• In my opinion, the fight between Freddy and Jason ends in a draw.
• Those are precious brain cells and moments of my life I will never get back.