Possible adventure ahead

My friend and co-editor of Misc, the “lifestyle” section of the Queen’s Journal (the main student paper at Crazy Go Nuts University), Derek Walker, is having his boy’s night out stag party tonight. I was appointed the ringleader.

My only directive, and I quote: “No boobies.” This was relayed to me second-hand, but I suspect it’s from Derek’s fiancee. I have every intention of respecting that directive, for while I may be a goofball, I am an honourable goofball.

This should be interesting. I’ll take photos.