We had the exact same problem on New Year’s Eve

At Peter’s New Year’s Eve party, a couple of women were making out in the corner just after the clock struck midnight. The following conversation ensued.

Paul: Chicks making out. Coooool.

Me: Poetry in motion. But I think one of them is a guy in drag. Look at those calves.

[I can’t remember whom]: Actually, s/he’s got the operation done, so you’re both right.

Think you could’ve done better? See if you can tell the women from the men in the Female or Shemale? test.

[Thanks to Doc Searls for the link.]