Yes, there actually is a greeting card for every occasion

The Reverse Cowgirl’s Blog pointed me to Fires of Darkness, “a ministry for pornography addicts and the people who love them”. Among the many things you can find on this site — including a painful-sounding novel called Fires of Darkness — are e-greeting cards that you can send. I absolutely love this one:

You know you’re living in the postmodern era when it’s difficult to tell inspirational material such as this from parodies.

I think someone should make a card that reads “Forgive me for bringing soy milk into our fridge”. My housemate Paul would owe me at least a dozen.