I Think I’m Unclothed Now

Former kiddie-pop star Tiffany is posing nude in Playboy. She’s 30 now and has a personal relationship with Jesus.

(Mind you, Jesus hung out with a woman said to be a ho and longshoremen, so the Tiffster — socially speaking — is a step up.)

I’m more of a Debbie “Call me Deborah” Gibson kind of guy myself.

Was that heterosexual enough for you?

Damn skippy it was. So show your love for The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century and vote for this site as Best Heterosexual Weblog (and Blog of the Millennium) in the Anti-Bloggies right now (and yes, you can vote more than once)!

Joey deVilla

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