Sex

Must…Fight…Mental…Image…

by Joey deVilla on February 7, 2012

Valentine's day card: "Try not to think about the fact that Newt Gingrich is having more sex than you this Valentine's Day."

AIEEEE! Mental image winning! Mental image winning!

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Bathroom Graffito of the Day

by Joey deVilla on August 30, 2011

All you need is love

I feel a Beatles parody song coming on…

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Why Polyamory is Wrong

by Joey deVilla on June 1, 2011

Polyamory is wrong

The T-shirt is right — either go with:

  • Greek: poly for “many”, philia for “love”, or
  • Latin: multi for “many”, amory for “love”

…but don’t mix the two. That way lies madness (or, perhaps the Gipsy Kings). It ain’t pretty.

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I’m Calling It That From Now On

by Joey deVilla on April 30, 2010

The question was raised on FOX affiliate WNYW’s news program: If you can’t call stuff like soy milk, rice milk, almond milk and so on “milk”, what should you call it? Anchor Greg Kelly didn’t think that “soy juice” sounded right, so his co-anchor Rosanna Scotto came up with a better suggestion:

I don’t like soy milk, so I think that Ms. Scotto’s suggested name is right on the money.

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Live Long and Shocker

by Joey deVilla on April 28, 2010

Leonard Nimoy and some dude making the "shocker" hand sign

I don’t think Leonard Nimoy has any idea what that hand gesture [beware, raunchy content] means. The dude on the right scores major bragging points for this photo.

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Talking to the Kids in Their Language

by Joey deVilla on April 20, 2010

LOL or WTF

When I was young, I used to cringe when adults made clumsy, if well-intentioned, attempts to speak in what they thought was “youthful slang” in order to make a connection with us.

Now that I’m one of those adults, I can’t tell for sure whether the message in this poster (which I saw in the Toronto subway yesterday) comes across to today’s net/text-speaking youth as clever or clumsy. I’m torn – should my reaction be LOL or WTF?

(And is it me, or does the expression on the guy’s face say BRB?)

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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The Ugly Truth

by Joey deVilla on December 11, 2009

all men

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