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That’s a Little TOO Neighbourly for Me!

by Joey deVilla on November 6, 2009

While biking down to the Hacklab (which I use as a day-to-day workspace) on Dundas Street West this morning, I noticed this ad at the Landsdowne bus stop’s shelter:

Bus shelter featuring the ad "My Neighbour Jerks My Chicken"

“My Neighbour Jerks My Chicken” might sound like the sort of situation that would make for a pleasant freshman year in a dorm, but in this case it refers to the Jamaican style of cooking in which you dry-rub meat with jerk spice. It’s pretty tasty, and I recommend trying it if you’ve got a Jamaican restaurant in your neighbourhood.

Speaking of restaurants in your neighbourhood, that’s what these posters are all about: encouraging you to support your local businesses. There are plenty of great ones around my place – Sweet Flour, My Place, Bloor Meat Market and Crema Coffee come to mind – and I’m sure that there are plenty of businesses in your ‘hood that deserve your business.

If you look closely at the bottom of the poster, you’ll notice that they were sponsored in part by Tabia, the Toronto Association of Business Improvement Areas:

Closeup of the "My Neighbour Jerks My Chicken" poster

A little farther east on Dundas, I stopped to take a picture of a less racy poster in the series:

Another poster: "My Neighbour Saved My Marriage"

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While going out for brunch with our friends Liz and Keith and their kids on Roncesvalles, I saw these signs promoting Kennel Cafe’s services. If you never played Dungeons and Dragons, the jokes are totally meaningless, but if you have, they’re pretty amusing:

Kennel Cafe sign: "Cats add a +5 modifier to all persuasion and intimidation skill checks. Adopt a cat!"

Kennel Cafe sign: "Cats provide 15% base mana cost reduction for all spells -- even Lay on Hands!!!"

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The Truth About Pac-Man

by Joey deVilla on October 19, 2009

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[Found via Certified Bullshit Technician.]

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Assless Chaps are Still Allowed, However

by Joey deVilla on October 19, 2009

No Gimp SuitsPhoto courtesy of “mongolblues”. Click the photo to see the original.

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I have no idea if WIND Mobile is going to be able to deliver what they promise – a mobile phone company that listens to its customers and provides better service than the sad players in the Canadian mobile phone oligarchy – but they’ve got the right ideas and some rather funny videos that perfectly illustrate what the Canadian mobile customer has to contend with.

What if Toronto’s hot dog vendors had a pricing model like Canadian mobile phone companies? Buying a hot dog would be like this:

Canada is the only country in the world where mobile companies lock you into three-year contracts for mobile service, and this situation is illustrated in the video titled Bike Lock:

I always look at the service packages offered by U.S. mobile companies with envy. Here, the mobile companies love nickel-and-diming you:

WIND is a new entrant into the Canadian mobile phone market and a branch of Globalive Communications, who already have a presence in Canada in the form of Yak Communications, an alternative phone and internet provider. They seem to be taking a very “social media” approach to their marketing, what with the “viral” YouTube videos and a “conversational” website in which readers are encourage to actively participate in online discussions.

They look like an interesting company to watch, and hey, if they can get me a better deal than Rogers, I’ll switch.

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Tom Purves has been one of voices leading the battle cry against Canadian mobile companies for the past couple of years. Back in 2007 at DemoCamp 17, he gave what I consider to be the best ignite presentation ever given at a Toronto DemoCamp, The State of Wireless in Canada Sucks. Here’s the slide deck from that presentation:

He recently revised his presentation for 2009 when he presented it at the FITC mobile conference in September, which mentions WIND mobile:

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Photo of the Day

October 8, 2009
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[Found via Certified Bullshit Technician.]

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Actually, This Explains a Lot

September 22, 2009
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Suddenly, Star Wars makes a lot more sense…

[Thanks to CaptainMarvel for the pic!]

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“Protect Insurance Companies” Public Service Announcement

September 22, 2009
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As the health insurance debate in the United States heats up, we need to remember who the real victims are: health insurance executives. Will Ferrell, John Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini and other Hollywood celebrities step up to defend health insurance companies in this video from FunnyOrDie.com…

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell
[Thanks to Margot [...]

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Slice of Life: Happy New Underwear Day!

September 15, 2009
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Seen outside Smart Mouth Cafe in Vancouver’s Gastown neighbourhood:

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“Make Up Your Mind / He Can’t Be All Four” is Now a T-Shirt

August 24, 2009
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Back in April. Adam Sacks of the blog Adam Thinks created this so-funny-because-it’s-true graphic:

After getting so many requests, he’s decided to make it a t-shirt. You can order it online from Printfection for US$20.00:

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At Last, a “Town Hall” Protest I Can Get Behind

August 14, 2009
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And it’s spelled properly, too!

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Guilty Pleasure: “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell”

August 5, 2009
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Not the fast food chains, but the amusing hip-hop number by the oddly-named duo “Das Racist”:

I’m with this commenter: someone needs to record the Canadian version:
I’m at the Swiss Chalet! I’m at the Harvey’s! I’m at the combination Swiss Chalet and [...]

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The Job Opportunity You Can’t Refuse

July 26, 2009

Allen Stern blogs about a sign that’s outside Rice to Riches, a rice pudding place in New York City’s East Village:

The sign reads:
Help Wanted
Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business

Long hard hours
Very low pay
Lots of heavy lifting
Work for a ball-busting asshole
Dead-end job
No benefits
No advancement
Must be college grad

Start immediately

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You’re Doing It Wrong

July 22, 2009

Photo courtesy of Will from Dork Shelf. Click the photo to see it at full size.

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Happy Father’s Day!

June 21, 2009

Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there! May you never receive the Father’s Day present advertised below:

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