The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century » cats http://www.joeydevilla.com Joey deVilla's Personal Blog Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:27:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Slice of Life: Going After the Dungeons and Dragons Market http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/10/26/slice-of-life-going-after-the-dungeons-and-dragons-market/ http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/10/26/slice-of-life-going-after-the-dungeons-and-dragons-market/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:29:09 +0000 Joey deVilla http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/10/26/slice-of-life-going-after-the-dungeons-and-dragons-market/

While going out for brunch with our friends Liz and Keith and their kids on Roncesvalles, I saw these signs promoting Kennel Cafe’s services. If you never played Dungeons and Dragons, the jokes are totally meaningless, but if you have, they’re pretty amusing:

Kennel Cafe sign: "Cats add a +5 modifier to all persuasion and intimidation skill checks. Adopt a cat!"

Kennel Cafe sign: "Cats provide 15% base mana cost reduction for all spells -- even Lay on Hands!!!"

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pac-man

[Found via Certified Bullshit Technician.]

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Man assisting cat with bat’leth

For reference, see the bat’leth entry at Memory Alpha, the wiki for all things Star Trek.

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