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The Missus and I had already scheduled a trip to to catch the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival (a.k.a. “Drinking Around the World”) and the three-hour Wild Africa Trek at Animal Kingdom when we heard that the opening of the very first bricks-and-mortar ThinkGeek store would be opening in nearby Orlando that same weekend. We couldn’t pass up the opportunity, so we made a little detour on the way home to check it out.

magic kingdom to thinkgeek store

Click the image to get the Google Maps directions from the Magic Kingdom to the ThinkGeek Store.

The ThinkGeek Store is in Orlando’s Florida Mall, right next door to the JCPenny anchor store. After she got my picture in front of the Promised Land, I took this one of Anitra:

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The store had its grand opening on Thursday night, and we showed up Sunday evening, expecting the place to have been picked clean…

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Opening night at the ThinkGeek Store (photo from Orlando’s MyNews 13).

…but there was geeky stuff aplenty when we showed up.

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We also had to get shots of ourselves with Rocket Raccoon (his official name in the comics; he’s just “Rocket” in the movies)…

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Visitors to the store will be greeted by a lot of metal. First, by the Terminator:

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…and then by the Iron Man Mark 43 armor from The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

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This little decorative piece can be yours for the low, low price of $10,000!

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Here’s what the store looks like once you get past the displays at the front:

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…and here’s the view from the back, looking towards the entrance.

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The cashier is located in the center of the store:

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Here’s Anitra checking out all the geeky goodness:

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There’s a wall of stuff just for the Star Wars fans:

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…with a fair bit of stuff in a closed display case:

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…and a whole lotta cheaper stuff that you can get your nerdy little mitts on immediately:

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I’m told that they’re not lunchboxes, they’re collectors’ cases:

16 thinkgeek store - star wars lunchboxes and mugs

I love the mugs featuring characters and themes from the upcoming movie. I’d have gotten the BB-8 one if I didn’t already have too many mugs:

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No bar is complete without one of these:

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I love this self-stirring mug. Why stir your mug with a spoon like a chump when you can use THE FORCE?

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There’s all manner of decorative Star Wars goodies from the immediately recognizable:

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…to those that might be obscure to the casual movie-watcher (that’s not just a Wampa head, but an entire rug):

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And of course, there are plenty of posters:

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They have a pile of the new BB-8 droids by Sphero. It sells for $150:

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Or, if you’d rather spend that $150 on something else, how about new bad guy Kylo Ren’s lightsaber?

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I used to work at Microsoft, so I know what it feels like to have the Dark Side flow through me:

25 thinkgeek store - joey and kylo ren lightsaber

The back right wall is dedicated to videogame trinkets and memorabilia:

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I’ve played many of the Call of Duty games, but had no idea that there were toys — er, action figures — for the franchise:

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My nephews would be all over the Minecraft section of the store:

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The back wall is dedicated to t-shirts and hats:

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The hat’s cute, but I get the feeling that if I wore this while passing too close to a school zone, I’d find myself in the back of a police car in very short order:

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Cosplay meets roleplay meets mental images you’ll never cleanse in the lingerie section:

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Who knew there was this much geek underwear?

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For the man who likes both lounging and Mortal Kombat, I give you the Scorpion bathrobe:

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Ironic Hallowee’n costume, or cry for help?It’s your call with these adult-size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles footy pajamas:

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You can pamper your feet at home with these adorable unicorn slippers…

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…or if you’re more of a Walking Dead fan, these zombie slippers:

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For all you sexy bronies (a contradiction in terms, I think), here are the DJ Pone-3 glow-in-the-dark boxers:

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There’s lots of stuff for the TV show fans as well…

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…including a whole shelf devoted to Adventure Time:

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The middle left wall is devoted to posters and paintings:

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…and the back left wall is taken up by a lot — and I mean a lot — of Pop! Vinyl figures:

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The front right wall is for the comics fans:

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No fan shop is complete without figurines:

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Lots and lots and lots of figurines:

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And don’t worry, card games and traders, you haven’t been left out:

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There’s a shelf for belts, suspenders, lanyards, and even guitar straps. Where was the Captain America guitar strap when I was an active keytar player?

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Geeks carry lots of stuff, and stuff calls for bags. Luckily, the ThinkGeek store has plenty of them!

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ThinkGeek’s own Bag of Holding looks like it’ll hold most laptops and tablets, or gaming accessories.The fuzzy front is designed to accommodate all sorts of velcro badges:

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Marvel fans will appreciate the Captain America and Rocket Raccoon knapsacks:

54 thinkgeek store - rocket and captain america bags

Are you old school? How about this Nintendo Game Boy-themed pack?

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Are you really old school? Then this Star Trek-themed one’s for you:

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Are you new school? Then you want a Minecraft creeper bag:

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And for you styling ladies, this 8-bit purse might be just what you’re looking for:

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There’s a shelf for your bronies:

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The Missus informs me that becoming a brony is grounds for divorce:

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Sci-fi and Asian food practically go hand-in-hand, hence these Darth Vader lightsaber chopsticks:

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If Star Trek is more your thing, how about this U.S.S. enterprise sushi set, with the saucer section acting as the soy sauce dish?

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Of course there are replica props! Here’s a great phaser from Star Trek: The Original Series:

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…and for the Whovians, a sonic screwdriver, with integrated sound generator and lights:

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I want this bad boy: a “Han Solo frozen in carbonite” fridge!

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Again, for the Trek fans, a Borg cube fridge:

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For the Assassin’s Creed fans, the “stabby gauntlet” !

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Here’s Anitra and store guy Kenneth demonstrating why the “stabby gauntlet” should be used only for killing and not for giving out high-fives:

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There’s lots of quick-gifty stuff on the shelves near the front:

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This one’s one of my favorite impulse buy items:

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Saturday was Batman day, and the ThinkGeek Store has Batman paraphernalia aplenty, from the batarang…

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…to the Batman tie…

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…to the leather utility belt. Whether you’re a Batman fan or wanted to live in Rob Liefield’s World of Pouches, if you have three hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket, this one’s for you!

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Here’s another one of my favorite impulse buy items:

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And of course, there are stickers:

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Let’s hope the ThinkGeek Store does exactly this:

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For me, the ThinkGeek store is perfectly situated: close enough that I can get there by driving, but not so close that I’d be there all the time:

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Click the image to get the Google Maps directions from my neck of the woods to the ThinkGeek Store.

If the photos above aren’t enough, here’s a video that the people at Attractions Magazine shot of the store last week:


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My new rule about news stories is to ask the question: “What’s the wacky Taiwanese animator take on this? Then I go look, and I’m never disappointed.

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The rule held for the story of douchey price-gouging biotech CEO Martin Shkreli. The subtitles are in pretty good colloquial North American English, which makes me wonder what Mandarin words are getting translated into “douchebag” and “weasel”.

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The animators did a good job of riffing of the photos of Shkreli that have appeared online, whether he’s fancying himself a decent rapper, or tooling around on his toolbag scooter:

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And, to satisfy many visceral urges, they’ve take care to include a lot of scenes in which Shkreli gets the crap kicked out of him.

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Here’s the video:


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This is what happens when you have Google image search but know very little history. (And here’s the relevant George Santayana quote, in case you didn’t get the reference in this post’s title.)

Note: “Happy Yom Kippur” is the wrong greeting — try saying “Have an easy fast” instead.


shkreli pitchfork

While taking a break from news related to the douchey price-gouging biotech CEO, I pointed my browser at the too-hip-for-its-own-good music site Pitchfork to see what was new there. That’s when I learned that there’s no escaping Martin Shkreli.

Back in 2014, the douchey CEO — whom I presume took some measures to mask his douchiness — bought a guitar off Geoff Rickly, frontman for the band Thursday. Somehow, during the transaction, Shkreli ended up financing Rickly’s indie label, Brooklyn-based Collect Records. This investment was supposedly a “thank you” by Shkreli to Thursday for their music, which had helped him when he was younger.

To a musician, this is a dream: to be approached by a rich benefactor who appreciates your work and be given money — which musicians are almost always short of — to keep doing what they’re doing. To this day, I hear musicians tell each other the story of how the prog-rock band Supertramp was bankrolled by a millionaire because he thought their keyboardist (Rick Davies) was incredibly talented (he is).

Unsurprisingly, the bands aren’t all too pleased that their label is being bankrolled by that guy:

rock band nothing wants off

Nicky Palermo, frontman for the band Nothing (who are on Collect Records), posted this to the band’s Facebook page last night:

Last night I read an article about this guy who was hiking up prices on some pharmaceutics that were leaving people on their death beds empty handed due to the cost. Not soon after that found out that this guy is backing the label I’m about to release a record on.

I scoured the internet all night and early morning to try and see both sides before I made an opinion on the matter as I know how one sided people can be when there is a public lynching. But by 6 am today I literally just felt disgusted by everything and this seems to be in fact, the work of a soulless man.

I was approached by Geoff Rickley about a year ago now, about how he was starting a label. He said he really believed in Nothing and the music we were creating. We were told of a backer who was an old Thursday fan that wanted to give back to the music and arts, but literally didn’t even know his name until last night. After Geoff told me his plans I really believed in him. He’s a great guy and he like me had, no idea what kind of monster was funding the label and soon to be album. And like he has helped me with my problems the past few months, I plan on helping him in anyway I can as well through this all.

I’m not sure what the next step is here for us as were contractually attached to this person, but I had to share my revulsion with you all as the future is not quite foreseeable.

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Palermo told the Washington Post that he grew up in a poor single-parent family and often couldn’t afford health care:

“I’ve been a person who hasn’t had health insurance for pretty much my whole life since I was a kid. I’ve had broken bones. I’ve had to Super Glue my forehead shut when I hit myself with a guitar. I owe money to hospitals for things.”

And as you might expect, many of the other musicians on the label are in the same boat, and don’t like the idea of being funded by a douchey guy who price-gouges medicine.

And there you have it: not even indie/post-punk/hardcore rock is safe from the douchey price-gouging biotech CEO.


How’s THIS for “Old Stock Canadians”?

by Joey deVilla on September 23, 2015

conservative - embrace the abyss

Click the image to see THE ELDRITCH HORROR at full size.

Are the Elder Gods “Old Stock” enough for ya?! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Harper wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Thanks to Heather Libby and Liz Phillips for the find!


shkreli checkmate linkedin

Martin Shkreli, the douchey price-gouging biotech CEO who bought a drug company and jacked its product’s price from $13.50 to $750 for each pill, may have locked down his Twitter account to keep the convo between him and what are presumably friendly fellow douchebags, but his LinkedIn profile is open to the public…and it’s quite unsurprising.

I like to think that I’m reasonably well-connected, but I’m still a little surprised that I had a 3rd-degree connection with him on LinkedIn:
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Here’s his resume, which shows a rise from grunt to C-suite in 6 years. Looking at it, I’m reminded of the Dorothy Parker quote: “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

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The most telling part of his LinkedIn profile is the Skills section. Although Shkreli has described himself as a “self-trained biologist”, it appears to be an attempt to portray himself as a creator of wealth rather than a mere manipulator of it, if you consider the skills for which is endorse by himself and his peers:

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Martin Shkreli vs. Jonas Salk

by Joey deVilla on September 23, 2015

shkreli vs salk

Click the image to see it at full size.

I hereby declare this the meme of the day!