The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century Joey deVilla's Personal Blog Tue, 25 Nov 2014 15:28:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 I love the New Yorker’s Thanksgiving cover! Tue, 25 Nov 2014 15:28:02 +0000

new yorker thanksgiving 2014 cover

Click the cover to see it at full size.

Here’s what the artist, Bruce McCall, had to say about the cover:

This is 2014, and it seems a little late to be dealing with that stuff. It should have been quashed a long time ago. We did everything to the Indians that we could, and it’s still going on. It seems crude and callous. Names like the Atlanta Braves come from another time. So, in my cover, I’ve brought the cultural arrogance of one side back to the sixteen-hundreds and the first Thanksgiving dinner, just to see what would happen.”

“This is 2014, and it seems a little late to be dealing with that stuff. It should have been quashed a long time ago” could just as easily be the slogan for Ferguson.

Some bonus viewing: In case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s one of The Daily Show’s best segments, where they look at the Washington NFL team’s die-hard don’t-change-the-names fans and even arrange for them to meet with native Americans:

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Meanwhile, at Costco… Tue, 25 Nov 2014 02:01:34 +0000


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Whoever painted that inspirational wall mural never imagined this scene Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:14:52 +0000

each day is a gift

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Meanwhile, in Japan… Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:35:33 +0000

rebellious phase

“Rebellious Phase,” Japanese high school student Kimura Daisuke’s painting of himself as a sailor scout, recently won the Grand Prize in Shizuoka Prefecture’s Arts and Crafts Exhibition. As the Japanese newspaper Asahi Shimbun puts it, “it’s a unique piece depicting a fearless look”. Considering the culture in Japan (they make chocolate that looks like sushi so men can eat it in public without being thought of as girly), this is serious rebellion.

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Unfortunate sign placement, shopping mall Santa edition Fri, 21 Nov 2014 13:29:27 +0000

make a date with santa

On the bright side, you will get something in your stocking.

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Buffalo’s new slogan Thu, 20 Nov 2014 17:48:21 +0000


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Vladimir Putin, pickup artist Thu, 20 Nov 2014 17:36:50 +0000

vladimir putin pickup artist

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“Clear the snow off the roof of my car? Ain’t no time for that!” Thu, 20 Nov 2014 15:39:40 +0000

snow on the roof

Click to see the photo at full size.

“Aerodynamics and visibility be damned…I’ve got places to be!”

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Walmart courts the Asian-American market with Tagalog, Mandarin, and Hinglish Black Friday ads Thu, 20 Nov 2014 14:12:09 +0000

walmart tagalog mandarin hindi ads

Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving and the biggest shopping day of the year in the U.S., happens next week. It’s a big deal to retailers, and Walmart is reaching out to Asian-Americans in an interesting way: their languages. They recently released three ads following the same rough script, but each one tailored toward their target audience’s culture.

Each ad features an Asian extended family (mom, dad, son, uncle, and grandmother), a joke about how grandma will be a key player in their Black Friday shopping expedition, and culture-specific mannerisms. For example, the Tagalog (or Taglish, if you prefer) version shown below includes the Filipino mannerism of pointing with one’s lips:

Here’s the Mandarin version…

…and here’s the Hinglish version:

Remember, Black Friday and Thanksgiving don’t exist in the Philippines, China, or India — these are ads for specific cultures within the U.S. Market. It’s an interesting development and another step on the road to 2042, when it’s believed that ethnic and racial minorities will make up the majority of the U.S. population…and I’ll be part of that.

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Clever hack of the day: When you have no razor handle, but have razor blades and a wrench Tue, 18 Nov 2014 16:00:26 +0000

wrench shaving hack

I’m sure that a razor is but one of many makeshift tools that you can fashion with a small wrench and the right attachment. I’m also sure that you can buy a bunch of cheap small wrenches and razor blades, fashion “artisinal industrial shavers” out of them, and sell them to hipsters at the low, low price of $29.99.

When I posted this on twitter, Manuel Belmadani came up with a clever application of this hack:

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The Hive: Downtown Tampa’s amazing new 10,000 square foot makerspace Fri, 14 Nov 2014 13:44:22 +0000


When I moved from Accordion City (Toronto) to Accordion Bay (Tampa Bay), one of the things I knew I’d miss was Hacklab (pictured above), the hackerspace located in Toronto’s so-hipster-boho-it-hurts Kensington Market. It was a meeting place, a library, a software and hardware workshop, and a creative space where I participated in discussions, workshops, and just plain hanging out, worked on both professional and personal projects, discovered new ideas and made new friends. For someone like me, who’d much rather make something than passively veg out in front of the TV, Hacklab was a joy to find, and I worried that I wouldn’t find something like it in Tampa.

01 the hive sign

I discovered on Wednesday night that I was terribly mistaken. Not only are there makerspaces in the Tampa Bay area, but there’s a monster-huge one right in the heart of the city. It’s a well-equipped, well-maintained 10,000 square feet of space, and membership and use of much of its equipment is free — all you need is a library card! It’s called The Hive, which occupies the third floor of one of the buildings of Tampa’s John F. Germany Public Library.

Here’s a map of The Hive:


Click the map to see it at full size.

The Hive is hosting an open house this Saturday, November 15th, 2014 from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m., where they’ll be celebrating Andrew Carnegie’s birthday, talking about his vision, and showing off their newly-opened makerspace. If you’re in the Tampa area and have been looking for a creative space that’s freely open to the public, you should check it out.

welcome to the hive

My friend Aris, whom I met at the same BarCamp where I met my fiancee, invited me to a meetup of Tampa Bay area creatives, where we’d get a tour of the space and talk about future plans. When I entered the library and made my way to The Hive, I was expecting to find a small, under-utilized room and not much else. Instead, I exited the elevator and stepped into a large expansive area.

“How much of this place is The Hive?” I asked the librarian at the desk, in an appropriate-for-the-library hushed voice.

“All of it,” making a 360-degree motion with his finger. “This entire floor is The Hive. And you don’t have to be quiet here.”

02a makerspace

Here’s how The Hive is described on, the international listing of hackerspaces and makerspaces:

The Hive is a community innovation center at the main branch of the John F. Germany Library, the main branch of the Tampa Hillsborough Public Library System. The Hive consists of 10,000 sq. ft. of creative space that includes a Robotics Center, Arts Center, Entrepreneurial Center with 1500 sq. ft of flexible meeting space, a hands-on mechanical and electrical workshop and a FabLab. The space is free to use, with some materials and other related fees.

I’d arrived in time for the start of the tour, where we were shown The Hive’s facilities, which included the workshop:

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See those two boxes along the back wall? They’re MakerBot Replicator 2 3D printers, which were printing some of the designs made by participants in the 3D printing class.

03 makerbot

For the moment, it doesn’t cost anything to use the 3D printers; I think you just have to be participant in the class. I’m going to have to sign up for one of them soon.

They had some of their 3D-printed works on display, including this iPhone case…

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…this gear-like sculpture…

05 3d print

…and this figure, made up of assembled 3D-printed parts:

06 3d print

Over at another table were a handful of electronics projects based on Arduinos, which are microcontroller circuit boards on which you can base all sorts of electronics projects:

07 arduino can

This was an interesting Arduino project: the cat’s heart glows with an LED light until you pull on its tail, which upsets it, resulting in a lot of electronic cat noise.

08 arduino cat

Here’s what the project looks like from the back:

09 arduino cat back

There will be more gear coming as well, including the nearly-set-up CNC mill shown below, and there’s talk of getting a laser cutter as well.

14 cnc mill

There’s also plenty of space and tables to work on projects of all sorts…

10 workshop

…plenty of space…

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…and when I say plenty, I mean plenty…

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There’s also this other workshop, on the other side of the floor:

yet another meeting space

The workshop is for all sorts of work, from paper and cardboard masks like the ones on the workbench below, to wood, plastic, and metal to sewing. They’ve got two sewing machines with all sorts of stitching, embroidery, and fonts programmed in, and they’ll be hosting an “intro to sewing by way of making cosplay costumes” course in the new year.

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The Hive’s center area is a large space for people participating in various robotics classes and competitions, including the FIRST Robotics Competition (which I wrote about on my tech blog, Global Nerdy):

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Of course, makerspaces are nothing without places for people to sit, meet, discuss, plan, and exchange ideas. Fortunately, there’s no shortage of space to hold discussions, host meetups, or various “Camp” style events here, as there’s this meeting/presentation space…

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…and this meeting/presentation space…

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…and this meeting/presentation space:

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Our gathering broke out into a couple of smaller discussion groups, with half of us taking a meeting space to talk about the Tampa Bay Creatives Alliance and what they wanted to do next, while the other half gathered in the audio/video studio to talk about music and video projects. I could’ve easily participated in both breakouts, but since I wanted a closer look at the music and video gear, I joined the group in the studio.

If you don’t have the money, equipment, or recording space, The Hive’s studio comes equipped with:

  • A new iMac with iMovie and GarageBand, the full Adobe suite (including Audition, Premiere, and After Effects), as well as open source applications such as Audacity
  • A decent set of Yamaha powered near-field monitors
  • At least one decent microphone, stand, and headphones
  • 49-key music keyboard controller
  • Mixing boards and compressors
  • Lights for shooting video
  • A video camera and other gear that I didn’t see, tucked away in a storage closet

…and all you need to use it is a library card and an appointment. You can book the place for up to two hours at a time.

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The back wall of the studio is painted so that it can be used as a green screen, and there’s more than enough software on the iMac  to do effects work:

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Here’s a view from the other side of the studio, which should give you some idea of its size:

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The Hive is brand new, and as part of the public library, it’s there for the benefit of the public. It’s open when the library is open. You can work on projects and hold meetups there as long as they’re open to the public, and it’s all free of charge to use, save for the cost of materials (such as the plastic for 3D printing).

computer lab

What The Hive evolves into will largely be determined by the people who use it. Rather than try and guess what kinds of people will come to use the space and how they’ll use it, the folks running The Hive have wisely chosen to observe the usage patterns and make the appropriate additions and adjustments.

I think The Hive is an example of what libraries can provide and what they can evolve into in the age of ebooks and ubiquitous internet. By providing spaces where people of all economic backgrounds can meet, share information, collaborate, and build projects, they can continue fulfilling their mandate to act as storehouses of knowledge and learning that people otherwise wouldn’t have access to.

I think I’m going to be hanging out, holding meetups, and even doing a couple of recording sessions at the Hive very soon.

Recommended reading

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Meanwhile, in North Korea… Wed, 12 Nov 2014 05:03:04 +0000

This treatment of the “Kim Jong-Un visits a lube factory” photo has been making the internet rounds for the past couple of days, and it made me chuckle:

jeez man he was your uncle

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Remember to Remember Tue, 11 Nov 2014 15:11:46 +0000

Having spent most of my life in Canada, I think of November 11th as Remembrance Day, the day on which people in Commonwealth nations remember the people in their armed forces who died in the line of duty. I live in the U.S. now, where it’s known as Veterans Day, which honors people who have served in the country’s armed forces. On this day, I’d like to extend my thanks to those soldiers who served, which includes my future father-in-law.

Here’s a quick reminder from Canadian news-and-politics satirist Rick Mercer on the need to “remember to remember”:

If you ever get the chance, you should watch a production of Billy Bishop Goes to War, a one-actor-one-pianist musical about the life of Billy Bishop, celebrated Canadian World War I fighter pilot ace, and one of the few to survive an air encounter with Manfred von Richtofen, a.k.a. “The Red Baron”. You’ll learn about the first modern war, and even if you don’t like musicals, you might like this one, as it’s more like storytelling enhanced by songs than a typical all-singing, all-dancing musical production.

billy bishop goes to war

Here’s a scene from Billy Bishop Goes to War, as performed by its creators and original performers, Eric Peterson and John Gray. It’s where Billy, then an infantryman with a reputation for being a crack shot and fed up with trench warfare, decides to join the Royal Flying Corps. Gray introduces the scene, which he says is meant to give the audience “permission to laugh”:

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“Too Many Cooks”: The most amazing title sequence for a show that never (but should’ve) existed Fri, 07 Nov 2014 20:41:16 +0000

too many cooks

Between my birthday and work, I’ve been a bit busy to do much blogging, but I didn’t want you to miss this bit of weirdness that I’ve been enjoying for the past couple of days. It’s an 11-minute-long (!) title sequence for a fake show called Too Many Cooks that aired on Adult Swim during a 4:00 a.m. time infomercial time slot. If you watched TV from about 1985 through 1995, this stuff will be all too familiar, but turned on its head in disturbingly funny ways. Be sure to watch it all the way through — it gets weirder and weirder as it goes along. Sit back, and enjoy…if you can!

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And the title for Star Wars Episode VII has been revealed! It’s… Thu, 06 Nov 2014 18:28:35 +0000

star wars - we promise this one wont suck

Just kidding. Really, it’s…

star wars - the force awakens

…which has all the mystery of The Phantom Menace, with hopefully none of the confused storytelling and Jar Jar.

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Drunk furniture: discarded furniture that looks like people partying too hard Wed, 05 Nov 2014 14:06:22 +0000

In honor of my birthday and my favorite way of celebrating it, let me point you to Drunk Furniture, a blog of photos of discarded furniture with captions that imagine the furniture as people who’ve had waaaay too much to drink…

dave no

We’ve all seen (or been) Dave.


Ah, the “We have to be quiet, tee-hee!” stage of drunkenness.

yey cider

Yay, indeed.

i am standing now

Of course you are.

is my house

Somehow, we manage to find our way home. Most of the time, anyway.

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The first order of business on my birthday is breakfast… Wed, 05 Nov 2014 13:17:48 +0000

birthday key lime pie

…and today, “breakfast” means “a slice of the key lime pie that my future mother-in-law made for me last night”.

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A comic for your post-midterm elections hangover Wed, 05 Nov 2014 12:54:14 +0000

quino on politicians

Click the comic to see it at full size.

This comic, by Argentinian comic artist Joaquin “Quino” Salvador Lavado, is quite fitting today.

If you’d like to see more, Prose Before Hos put together a collection of some notable Quino comics.

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Human-reptilian hybrid beats human-baked potato hybrid in Florida governor’s race Wed, 05 Nov 2014 04:19:20 +0000

scott - crist - reptilian - baked potato

This being Florida, the politics can’t help being weird. Huffington Post has the details.

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A new Canadian supervillain appears: The Burglar King! Tue, 04 Nov 2014 15:35:08 +0000

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You’re looking at the next big Canadian supervillain, who’s been dubbed the “Burglar King”, and he’s on a terror campaign in Peterborough, Ontario.

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Sporting a pink cape and a gold grown, he was caught on Chris Adlam’s security videocamera stealing a Muskoka chair (that’s an “Adirondack chair” to my American readers) from his porch.

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Stealing chairs from someone’s porch in the dead of night is an operation that requires finesse…

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…but finesse went out the window when the Burglar realized that a kid’s scooter got caught in the chair…

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…and like the best supervillains, the Burglar King knows that discretion is the better part of valor and high-tails it out of there before the noise alerts the house:

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The pictures are one thing, but to truly see the Burglar King in action, you should watch the video, which includes sound, so you can hear the clattering as the Burglar King realizes that the chair is tangled up in all sorts of bric-a-brac:

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