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		<title>N00b Boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/08/11/n00b-boyfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[1337]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[l33t]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luddites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[n00b]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when a girl from a l33t family brings a n00b boy home to meet her parents?

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>What happens when a girl from a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet">l33t</a> family brings a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N00b">n00b</a> boy home to meet her parents?</p>
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		<title>Japanese Cross-Dressing Bassist of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/08/11/japanese-cross-dressing-bassist-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The anime-girl outfits that the YouTube user “hjfreaks” wears may be a little off-putting, but if the bass tracks on these video are really of him playing, he’s pretty good:














Sometimes a guy wants to take a break from blistering bass runs and just dance:




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><strong>The anime-girl outfits that the YouTube user </strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/hjfreaks"><strong>“hjfreaks”</strong></a><strong> wears may be a little off-putting,</strong> but if the bass tracks on these video are really of him playing, he’s pretty good:</p>
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<p>Sometimes a guy wants to take a break from blistering bass runs and <em>just dance</em>:</p>
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		<title>How to Irritate</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/08/08/how-to-irritate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[liberal arts majors]]></category>

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		<title>Sign of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/08/03/sign-of-the-day-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[signs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[warnings]]></category>

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		<title>Fashion Warning</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/30/fashion-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crab people]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Found via Certified Bullshit Technician.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p align="center"><a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/152051327/williamsburg-yeesh"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="&quot;School crossing&quot; sign marked: &quot;Beware: Guys with Purses&quot;" border="0" alt="&quot;School crossing&quot; sign marked: &quot;Beware: Guys with Purses&quot;" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/beware_guys_with_purses.jpg" width="250" height="470" /></a>&#160;<a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/152051327/williamsburg-yeesh"><em>Found via</em> Certified Bullshit Technician<em>.</em></a></p>
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		<title>The Eyes Have It</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/30/the-eyes-have-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faces]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Photo courtesy of “rem”.
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		<title>Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/28/medical-afflictions-of-the-cartoon-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/28/medical-afflictions-of-the-cartoon-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>

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		<title>Sign of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/27/sign-of-the-day-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/27/sign-of-the-day-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Photo courtesy of Fukung.net.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p align="center"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Sign painted on doors: &quot;Please do not block these doors unless we say: &#39;Oh alright then, just this once&#39;.&quot;" border="0" alt="Sign painted on doors: &quot;Please do not block these doors unless we say: &#39;Oh alright then, just this once&#39;.&quot;" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/do_not_block_these_doors.jpg" width="500" height="375" />&#160;<em><a href="http://fukung.net/v/11793/99617286338588737112e6c8a68e4b29.jpg">Photo courtesy of Fukung.net.</a></em></p>
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		<title>Snickers Ads are Getting Weird, Man</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/22/snickers-ads-are-getting-weird-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/22/snickers-ads-are-getting-weird-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s some amusing Photoshoppery featuring the current Snickers ad campaign. Click the photo to see it in its full-size glory:
Photo courtesy of Adam Conover.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Here’s some amusing Photoshoppery featuring the current <a href="http://www.snickers.com/">Snickers</a> ad campaign. Click the photo to see it in its full-size glory:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/snickers_ads_getting_weird.jpg"><font color="#990000"></font><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Photoshopped parodies of the current Snickers ad campaign" border="0" alt="Photoshopped parodies of the current Snickers ad campaign" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/snickers_ads_getting_weird_thumb.jpg" width="600" height="2000" /></a><em>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://blog.oldeenglish.org/post/146374476/this-new-snickers-ad-campaign-is-a-lot-of-fun">Adam Conover</a></em><em></em><em>.</em></p>
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		<title>&#8220;S&#8221; is for &#8220;Slayer&#8221;!</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/15/s-is-for-slayer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/15/s-is-for-slayer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mash-ups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sesmae Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slayer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when you take Sesame Street video and Slayer audio and mash them up? Pure metal goodness!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>What happens when you take <em>Sesame Street</em> video and <a href="http://www.slayer.net/">Slayer</a> audio and mash them up? Pure metal goodness!</p>
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		<title>Teach Us About Rhetorical Questions, Keyboard Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/02/teach-us-about-rhetorical-questions-keyboard-cat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/02/teach-us-about-rhetorical-questions-keyboard-cat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Judge Judy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a great scene from a Judge Judy case (never thought I’d write those words) in which a high school student learns about rhetorical questions the hard way: in front of millions of viewers!

And technically speaking, it’s astronomers and cosmologists who find out things about space, and what we think of as “rocket science” is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p align="left">Here’s a great scene from a <em>Judge Judy </em>case (never thought I’d write those words) in which a high school student learns about rhetorical questions the hard way: in front of millions of viewers!</p>
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<p>And technically speaking, it’s <em>astronomers</em> and <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_cosmology">cosmologists</a> </em>who find out things about space, and what we think of as “rocket science” is really rocket <em><a href="http://www.appsci.queensu.ca/prospective/engineering/science/">engineering</a></em>.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Serving Tea This Way From Now On</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/06/09/im-serving-tea-this-way-from-now-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of “supermezzo”.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p align="center"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Woman with face pressed onto the top of an open teapot, blowing into it, causing tea to shoot out the spout and into a nearby cup." border="0" alt="Woman with face pressed onto the top of an open teapot, blowing into it, causing tea to shoot out the spout and into a nearby cup." src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tea-serving-skills.jpg" width="600" height="449" /><em>Photo courtesy of “supermezzo”.</em></p>
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		<title>The Sad Man&#8217;s Kama Sutra</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/02/03/the-sad-mans-kama-sutra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Illustration by &#34;Monstro-Draw&#34;; click to see it on its original page.
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		<title>This is Why We Can&#8217;t Have Nice Things (or: Bar Sign of the Day)</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/01/26/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-or-bar-sign-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps if they’d given the night another name, it might have turned out differently:
 
I have no idea what bar this sign is for. I just ran across this picture here and thought it was too good not to share.
(I hear every Monday is Shitfaced Monday over at David Crow’s house.)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Perhaps if they’d given the night another name, it might have turned out differently:</p>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Chalkboard sign outside a bar: &quot;Due to physical violance, Shit Faced Mondays have been cancelled.&quot;" border="0" alt="Chalkboard sign outside a bar: &quot;Due to physical violance, Shit Faced Mondays have been cancelled.&quot;" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shitfaced-mondays-have-been-cancelled.jpg" width="441" height="603" /> </p>
<p>I have no idea what bar this sign is for. I just ran across this picture <a href="http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2009/01/cancelled.html">here</a> and thought it was too good not to share.</p>
<p>(I hear every Monday is Shitfaced Monday over at <a href="http://davidcrow.ca/">David Crow’s</a> house.)</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Dude, I&#8217;m a Drug Dog&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/11/24/dude-im-a-drug-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be thankful you don&#8217;t have this dog&#8217;s current assignment:
Click the photo to see it at full size/Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Be thankful you don&#8217;t have this dog&#8217;s current assignment:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dude-im-a-drug-dog.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="dude_im_a_drug_dog" border="0" alt="dude_im_a_drug_dog" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dude-im-a-drug-dog-thumb.jpg" width="500" height="386" /></a><br /><span class="caption">Click the photo to see it at full size/<br/>Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.</span></p>
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		<title>Caption This Photo, I Dare You</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/11/20/caption-this-photo-i-dare-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Miss Fipi Lele finds all sorts of great and weird stuff, the photo below included:
What photo can&#8217;t be improved by some old-school Oompa-Loompas?
See if you can come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments.
My caption would be: “Ain’t nothin’ like the Queen’s Homecoming street party!”
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>My friend Miss Fipi Lele finds all sorts of great and weird stuff, the photo below included:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="A cross-dresser strapped to stretcher is loaded onto an ambulance as a man dressed an as Oompa Loompa and two people in rabbit suits (one comforting the other) look on" border="0" alt="A cross-dresser strapped to stretcher is loaded onto an ambulance as a man dressed an as Oompa Loompa and two people in rabbit suits (one comforting the other) look on" src="http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/so-tell-us-again-what-happened.jpg" width="500" height="401" /><br /><span class="caption">What photo can&#8217;t be improved by some old-school <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oompa_Loompa">Oompa-Loompas?</a></span></p>
<p>See if you can come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments.</p>
<p>My caption would be: “Ain’t nothin’ like the <a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/rss/story.html?id=970017">Queen’s Homecoming street party</a>!”</p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Shortlist for VP</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/05/14/obamas-shortlist-for-vp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 20:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found by Miss Fipi Lele, created by Lee Camp.
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		<title>Steven Colbert on Jeremiah Wright</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/05/12/steven-colbert-on-jeremiah-wright/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love this clip:

Here&#8217;s a transcript of the last bit of the clip:

Colbert: When you see or hear things that are bad are going on in your church, you get up and you walk out! That&#8217;s what Catholics like me, and Papa Bear [his nickname for Bill O'Reilly] and Sean Hannity understand. You leave [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I absolutely love this clip:</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a transcript of the last bit of the clip:</p>
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<strong>Colbert:</strong> When you see or hear things that are bad are going on in your church, you get up and you walk out! That&#8217;s what Catholics like me, and Papa Bear [his nickname for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_O%27Reilly_%28commentator%29">Bill O'Reilly</a>] and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hannity">Sean Hannity</a> understand. <em>You leave that church!</em></p>
<p>Unless it&#8217;s, you know, widespread decades-long rumours of sexual abuse. In that case, you gotta give it time. The church has its own processes; we don&#8217;t understand it!</p>
<p>The point is, all any Catholic pundits and Catholic politicans who may be criticizing Obama are saying is: <em>&#8220;Do as we say, not as we didn&#8217;t&#8221;</em>.
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		<title>Seen in Kensington Market</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/05/12/seen-in-kensington-market/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo by Pete Forde
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		<title>I Always Thought that Speed was the Trucker Drug of Choice</title>
		<link>http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/04/23/i-always-thought-that-speed-was-the-trucker-drug-of-choice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey deVilla</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
(In this case, LSD is short for Low Sulfur Diesel.)
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<p>(In this case, LSD is short for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_sulfur_diesel">Low Sulfur Diesel</a>.)</p>
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