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Pictures aplenty for Sunday, October 25, 2020

Illustration — What you see on your lawn: “Trump: Keep America great!” sign. What I see on your lawn: “RACIST lives here.”

Meme — Biden: “If you make over 400K a year, your taxes will be higher.” Guys from my high school that make 35K a year: (Woman screaming in fear)

Photo: Michelle Wolf: “You know, in high school, if you didn’t believe in science, it was just called failing.”

Photo: Armed militia men on the steps of a government building, with the caption “Men unhappy being told what to do with their bodies”

Photo: Two signs, side by side: “Jesus matters” and “All gods matter”.

Photo: Pin that looks like NASA pin, but says “NOT FLAT — we checked”

Meme: “If we are in a lockdown situation for Christmas and you don’t get to visit your family, remember that this isn’t the government’s fault. This is your 10 week warning! Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Stop having house parties. Stop meeting in big groups. The list goes on. Don’t ruin it for everyone else.”

Photo comic — Man in hotel room: “I’d like a wake-up call please.” Front desk: “Of course sir... As a worker, you have been losing a class war against the rich and the ruling oligarchy for 40 years. It’s time to do something about it.”

Meme: “Why do D&D players take coronavirus seriously? We’ve learned two things from experience: A 2% chance of death is NOT as low as it sounds, and no matter how high your constitution score, there’s ALWAYS a chance you’ll fail your saving throw.”

Graphic: Peel the blue line off a “Thin blue line” flag and you’ll reveal the Nazi flag.

Photo: Woman reading bible and woman reading Quran: “Look, you’re going to Hell.” “OMG you too!”

Meme: I never leave the house without my collection of magic items.

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Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” paintings recast the Muppets as horror movie icons

Painting: Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger.

Halloween should be both fun and frightening, and what better way to combine the two than to re-cast the Muppets as horror film icons, as Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” did?

Painting: Miss Piggy as Carrie (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Miss Piggy as Carrie.
Painting: Gonzo as Jason Voorhees and Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Gonzo as Jason Voorhees (with Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees).
Painting: Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
The Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Painting: Kermit as Norman Bates, standing at the shower with a knife (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Kermit the Frog as Norman Bates.
Painting: Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Painting: Animal as Buffalo Bill (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Animal as Jame Gumb (a.k.a. Buffalo Bill).
Painting: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects.
Painting: Scooter as Chucky (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Scooter as Chucky.
Painting: Sam the Eagle as Pinhead (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Sam the Eagle as Pinhead.
Painting: Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis.
Painting: Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining” (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining”.
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The only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters

Screenshot: “New and improved MBTI test” by janhooks — the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters
Tap to see the source.

The Myers-Briggs personality test is all bunk anyway, so why not save time and just take the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters?

And if you must know, the test usually tags me as ENTP.

Thanks to David Janes for the find!

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Pictures aplenty for Sunday, October 18, 2020

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They’re not just for Crown Royal bottles and D&D dice anymore!

Photo: Woman wearing a Crown Royal bag as a mask

I can’t speak to their effectiveness at stopping aerosolized droplets, but let’s give her some points for creative problem-solving and improvisation!

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Out-of-context comic book panel of the day

Comic panel. He-Man: “Fisto, my friend, are you all right? Let me help you to your feet!” Fisto: “I fisted hard, He-Man, but I could not fist them all!”

He-Man’s buddy is Fisto, and you get three guesses as to what his special ability is:

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[UPDATED] Someday, they’ll make a musical about 2020, and it’ll be called…

Thanks to André Kimmig for the find!

The Lincoln Project have been working overtime on their anti-Trump ads, and they’ve made Covita real: