Author Archives: Joey deVilla

Lost Massachusetts Story #1: “Ni Hao!”

Photo by “freakapotimus”.Click the photo to see it on its Flickr page.
Earlier this year, the Ginger Ninja and I were driving along the Mass Pike. We stopped to pay at the toll booth, where the attendant, a white guy, took one look at me and said “Ni hao!” — “Hello!” — one of a very [...]

Methinks the Party Dudes Doth Protest Too Much [Updated]

Here’s a personal ad from Craigslist Austin, presumably written by some guys who are deep in denial. The photos above are from their ad:

PARTY MANSION!!! - mm4mm - 29 (North Philly)
What up? We are three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to come hang out at our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good [...]

Nota Bene Restaurant

A couple of weekends ago, I took the Ginger Ninja out for a fancy dinner to celebrate her new job. Since it was a celebration for her, she got to pick the place and found Nota Bene online (I believe through Chowhound’s discussion boards, a generally reliable source of restaurant information). The head chef is [...]

Marilou Dozois-Prevost: Lookin’ (and Liftin’) Good!

I’ve been rather busy lately — hence the light posting — so in the meantime, I’ll leave with this lovely photo of the best-looking weightlifter in the history of the sport, Marilou Dozois-Prevost, representing Canada at the Olympics right now…
Marilou Dozois-PrevostPhoto courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

“why the lucky stiff” on Why You Should Create

why’s (Poignant) Guide to Ruby, the most whimsical programming book ever written.
Here’s a great quote from the enigmatic programmer known only as “why the lucky stiff” on why you should create:

when you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.

Very true, especially [...]

Different Kinds of Labs

Click the comic to see it on its original page.Comic via Miss Fipi Lele.

b5media is Looking for Contract PHP/MySQL Developers

[This was also posted to Global Nerdy.]
Attention Toronto-area developers! If you’ve got good PHP/MySQL chops (having a little experience building Wordpress templates and plugins would be a bonus, but not absolutely necessary), perhaps you’d like to do a little contract work for my company, b5media. Our regular programming staff has its hands full with our [...]

Internet Memes Timeline

[This was also posted to Global Nerdy.]

Feeling nostalgic for “Ate My Balls”, “I Kiss You” or “All Your Base are Belong to Us”? The Internet Memes Timeline’s got the cure for that.

And Now, Nigella Lawson

Two of the most popular articles on Accordion Guy are the ones featuring Food Network chef Giada di Laurentiis: the inspirational poster parody and the Esquire photo. Every now and again, I get asked if I’ll post more sexy chef photos. To those people, I say: today’s your lucky day!
And now, for your viewing pleasure, [...]

Found: The Kind of Guy Who’d Buy a Woven Collar Shirt

If you saw this post about the woven collar shirt (which exposes more of your necktie so that the world can see you buy expensive stuff), you might have been wondering what sort of insecure, striving schlub is so desperate for affirmation that he would buy such a thing.
I may have found him:
“Figuratively and [...]