Make America Brannigan!

by Joey deVilla on July 23, 2018

Zapp Brannigan naked in bed, with Trump quote: "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her."

Donald Trump quotes work really well if you imagine Futurama’s Zapp Brannigan saying them.

Zapp Brannigan standing proudly with Trump quote: "My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault.""

Zapp Brannigan standing and pointing upward with Trump quote: "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."

Angry Zapp brannigan with Trump quote: "My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth."

Zapp brannigan with Trump quote: "I have a great relationship with the blacks!"

Angry Zapp Brannigan with trump quote: "Well, someone's doing the raping! I mean, someone's doing it! Who's doing the raping?!""

Sassy Zapp Brannigan: "There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am."

Crying Zapp Brannigan: "I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7-Eleven! Down at the World Trade Center!"

Zapp Brannigan smoking a cigarette with Trump quote: "The concept of global warming was created by the Chinese."

Found via Jojo Georgiou.

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