April 2018

Another term for “Alt-Right”

by Joey deVilla on April 20, 2018

Photo: Scene from 'Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live' with Kate McKinnon playing Angela Merkel: 'In America, you call it the 'alt right'. In Germany, we call it 'Why Grandpapa lives in Argentia now'.'

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Finding beauty and humor in horror

by Joey deVilla on April 18, 2018

Photo: Edward Burtynsly's photo, 'Breezewood, Pennsylvania, USA', which shows the mess of gas stations, fast food restaurants, and gift shops by the highway exit at Breezewood, PA.

Click the photo to see the horror at full size.

The photo above was taken by landscape photographer Edward Burtynsky, whose pieces are generally about nature transformed through industry. The photo, titled Breezewood, Pennsylvania, USA. was taken in 2008 and is from a collection titled Oil. He describes the inspiration behind Oil this way:

I began to think about oil itself: as both the source of energy that makes everything possible and as a source of dread, for its ongoing endangerment of our habitat.

There’s a certain beauty to this photo, which I stumbled across via Twitter, and you can even find humor in the responses to it. My favorite is this one:

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Seen at the office

by Joey deVilla on April 17, 2018

Photo: Office desk drawer open to reveal three bottles of salad dressing.

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This is the bottom drawer for my desk at the office. I may have a salad problem.

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Facebook data scandal joke of the day 3

by Joey deVilla on April 17, 2018

I found this one via Ian Bremmer, who writes: “Making the rounds in the Kingdom presently.”

Want to see the other ones?

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Cigarette holder for nudists

by Joey deVilla on April 16, 2018

Newspaper clipping: 'Cigarette holder for nudists. Faced with the problem of carrying cigarettes when no pockets were available, a delegate to a recent nudist convention devised the holder shown at the right. The leather case is strapped to the leg by means of an elastic band.'

Not a bad idea, since the one we have built-in is a pain in the ass to use.

Found via @PulpLibrarian.

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Tomorrow is Tax Day!

by Joey deVilla on April 16, 2018

The reason why Tax Day falls on April 17th this year

Photo: Abraham Lincoln.

Tomorrow is Tax Day in the United States: the deadline for U.S. taxpayers to file their tax returns for the previous tax year, or failing that, file for an extension. Normally, Tax Day falls on April 15th. However, since:

…Tax Day falls on April 17th this year. For similar reasons in 2017, when April 15 fell on a Saturday, Tax Day was April 18th.

If you’re in Canada, you probably know that you have a couple of extra weeks to file: Tax Day there is April 30th.

Illustration: Calendar showing March 1

Tax Day wasn’t always April 15th. When Form 1040 first made its appearance in 1914, Tax Day fell on March 1st. It was moved to March 15th a few years later, and then to April 15th in the 1950s.

Last Week Tonight’s take on taxes — corporate taxes, that is

I can’t post a piece about tax day and taxes without pointing you to last night’s feature story on Last Week Tonight, which was on corporate taxes, and how corporations dodge them.

A nation of Tax Day procrastinators

Graph: 'A Nation of Procrastinators', showing a spike of tax filing on the week before April 15, and another spike 6 months later, on the week before the due date for tax extensions.

Of the approximately 150 million Americans who have to file taxes, about 20 million — more than one in seven — wait until the week before to do so. Yes, it’s no fun, but remember that three-quarters of people who file taxes get a refund (and remember, a tax refund is simply you giving the government an interest-free loan).

What happens if you don’t file or pay your taxes by Tax Day?

Photo: Wesley Snipes' mug shot.

It depends, but none of it is fun. In the case of Wesley Snipes, who avoided paying $7 million in taxes between 1999 and 2001 (he made $40 million between 1999 and 2004) and then used a number of questionable legal tactics to defend said avoidance, it landed him a three-year prison sentence.

Photo: Wesley Snipes waves to camera after being sentenced to jail for tax crimes.

The best way to improve a story about bad decisions is to set it in Florida, and Snipes didn’t disappoint. His tax trial and subsequent sentencing took place in Ocala, which is about 100 miles north of Tampa.

For those of us who don’t owe millions nor have access to advisors who specialize in committing tax fraud, the options still aren’t pleasant:

  • If you owe and don’t file, the penalty is 5% of what you owe for each month it’s late, up to a maximum of 25%.
  • If you owe, but do file, the penalty is 0.5% of what you owe for each month it’s late.

Simply put: if you owe but can’t pay, file anyway!

What if you need more time to file?

If you can’t get your return filed in time, you need Form 4868, which buys you an extra six months to complete and file your tax return. It’s not even half a page long, and asks for just a few things:

  • Personal info,
  • An estimate of the taxes you owe,
  • How much tax you’ve already paid through payroll withholding and estimated tax payments, and
  • How much tax you’re including as payment with the form.

What you don’t have to provide is any reason why you’re asking for an extension. Most requests for an extension requests are granted — I get the feeling that unless you’re Wesley Snipes, your request will probably go through.

Does the tax filing process have to be so painful?

Photos: Photos of Presidents Reagan and Obama, side by side.

The two gentlemen pictured below say “no”. In any other situation where you are invoiced, the person or organization doing the invoicing does all the work in calculating it, and all you have to do is say whether the invoice is correct or incorrect. But with taxes, you’re getting invoiced and you have to do all the calculating. The IRS already knows your income and finances, and could easily crunch the numbers and send you a bill. This practice is called return-free filing, and both Presidents Reagan and Obama have spoken in support of it.

Return-free filing is already done in some European countries, and it’s as simple as this:

  1. You get a pre-filled filing from the government — basically, a tax invoice.
  2. You review it.
  3. If it’s accurate, you sign it, and pay any taxes you owe, or collect any refunds you’re owed.
  4. If it’s not accurate, you fix it, or prepare your own return.

For many people, this could turn the process of filing taxes into a simple one that doesn’t require specialists or special software, and would take minutes.

But return-free filing would take away a lot of profits from Intuit (as in Turbotax) and H&R Block (the tax accountant shop), and their lobbyists have worked hard to ensure to block any motions to make it possible in the U.S.. Propublica have covered this over the years…

…and the TV series Adam Ruins Everything did a nice job summarizing the problem in this clip from the  “Adam ruins the economy” episode:

Charles Barkley used to complain about taxes, until Bill Russell convinced him not to

Wesley Snipes is most certainly not the only rich person to complain about taxes — you can see Cardi B’s now-famous rant in the video above.

Photo: Charles Barkley and Bill Nelson, sitting side by side, conversing while watching a basketball game.

Charles Barkley also used to complain about paying taxes — until Bill Russell had a word with him. Here’s Sir Charles recounting the story on the podcast The Axe Files with David Axelrod:

Bill Russell called me one time… He says, “Charles Barkley.” I said, “Yes, sir, Mr. Russell.”

“You grew up in Alabama. Right?” I said, “Yes, sir.”

He says, “Did you go to public school?” I said, “Yes, sir.”

He says, “Did the cops ever come to your neighborhood?” I said, “Yes sir.”

He said, “Any of the houses ever on fire and the firemen come?” I said, “Yes, sir.”

He said, “I don’t want to see your black ass on TV complaining about your taxes anymore.” I says, “What do you mean?”

He says, “So now that you got money you don’t want to help other people out, but when you were poor, other people took care of you.” And I says, “You know what, Mr. Russell, you will never hear me complain about my taxes again.”

And it was a very interesting lesson for me, because I do think rich people should pay more taxes. I’m blessed to be one of them, and we should pay more in taxes. I learned my lesson. I never complain about taxes.

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Shadowrun

by Joey deVilla on April 15, 2018

Photo: A Shadowrun still life -- character sheet for a dwarf operative with a novacoke addiction and a penchant for brawling, a handful of yellow six-sided dice, and a Motorola X4 smartphone displaying a Shadowrun cheat sheet.

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I haven’t played Shadowrun in ages! The last time I played, you had to combine magic and technology to get things like wireless networking and many other goodies that we consider typical today.

My character, Miguel Busey, is named after Florida Man Mike Busey, Gary Busey’s nephew, and former proprietor of the infamous Sausage Castle.

Bonus video!

For those of you who look down your noses at playing role-playing games, here’s the TEDx talk Why Dungeons & Dragons is Good for You (In Real Life):

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