Hurricane Irma report #5: Irma’s authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

by Joey deVilla on September 9, 2017

Part of today’s hurricane prep involves setting up Fort Kickass, where we’ll hole up if things get really bad. In the case of our house, it’s the closet under the stairs, an L-shaped, surprisingly roomy, carpeted affair.

In case you didn’t know where the name comes from, it’s an Archer reference:

And since this post is about taking shelter in a closet, you’ve probably already guessed what the music video for this post is:

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John September 9, 2017 at 6:34 pm

The closet under the stairs? So HP. I guess your wine cellar was too full to do a Branson.

Jeannie Bluemel September 9, 2017 at 10:21 pm

Hahaha ^^ so HP ^^ HAHAHAHA

and I enjoyed the phrase “carpeted affair” for some reason.

PRAYING FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE +++

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