You have to call The Offspring’s frontman “DOCTOR Holland” now

by Joey deVilla on May 13, 2017

Last week, while driving to Clearwater to talk to a prospective client (story later), I was listening to the ’90s alt-rock/grunge channel on satellite radio when The Offspring’s 1994 hit Come Out and Play came on. My immediate thoughts were “I wonder what they’re up to now” and “Did Dexter ever get his molecular biology degree?”

Both questions were answered by this Rolling Stone article that announced:

If you’re having trouble getting motivated to do something this fine Saturday, I recommend checking out Dexter’s Wikipedia entry, where you’ll discover that he’s done quite a bit in his 51 years on Earth:

Congratulations, Doctor Holland! I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword.

I’ll close with this photo of Dexter’s jet:

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extra88 May 14, 2017 at 9:41 am

Am disappointed “F.S.U.” does not stand for “Fuck Shit Up.”

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