Florida of the day: Naked woman celebrates Thanksgiving by using fountain as a bidet

by Joey deVilla on November 25, 2016

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Don’t you just love that “deep clean” feeling?

Many housing developments in Florida — mine included — have little lakes, most of which have continuously-running fountains to keep the water moving and prevent them from being mosquito breeding areas. In Lauderhill’s Waterford Park complex, a naked woman seems to have found another use for them on Thanksgiving morning, as the photo above shows.

According to the news report:

It took a couple of Lauderhill Fire Rescue divers to remove the woman from the fountain. They also got her out of the lake at the Waterford Park complex safely.

Authorities believe she was under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

I can’t say I blame her — a little intoxication is part of Thanksgiving, and once you’ve tried one of those fancy Japanese toilets, it’s hard to go back.

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-blessed b9 November 25, 2016 at 1:37 pm

Teach! Teach! Oohh teach!! -WKRP in Cinncinati

I know what a BIDET is: a place to thy genitalia.

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