The undeserved court victory of Ammon Bundy and his thugs has been parodied in a Craiglist ad with the headline 3br – 1600ft2 – Malheur Wildlife Refuge for Rent – $0/month, no deposit!
I think the ad will get taken down soon, so I’m reproducing its for posterity:
Quaint, stone cottage in beautiful, country setting! 3 bed, 1 bath (3 if you count 2 latrines dug out by our last tenants) with spacious patio and breathtaking views!
Comes fully furnished with some chairs and maps, and over 4,000 sacred Native-American artifacts! No deposit necessary so don’t worry about the artifacts (our last tenants didn’t)!
Tenants recently moved – Malheur National Wildlife Refuge is AVAILABLE NOW!
Call FBI to schedule viewing! If no one is there for the open house you can probably just stay.
Rent is $0/month!
All races welcome to apply! But can only guarantee safety for you-know-which-one (wink-wink).
cats – ok
dogs – ok
standoffs w/ FBI – you’re an adult