March 2013

Easter Nightmare [Update]

by Joey deVilla on March 31, 2013

easter nightmare

It’s not Zombie Jesus that you need to fear on Easter…

Update: Eagle-eyed reader “CC” pointed out in the comments that this was created by Michael Sowa.

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Happy Easter, Dalek Style!

by Joey deVilla on March 31, 2013

Happy Easter, everyone! This year, I’m celebrating it Dalek style.

dalek lst supper

dalek easter egg

eggs-terminate

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The Dream of the Eighties is Alive in Toronto

by Joey deVilla on March 30, 2013

80s dudes

The dream of the nineties may be alive in Portland, but here in Accordion City, some of us — seen recently on Queen Street West, just west of John — are about the eighties. Specifically, the funktastic eighties.

In these guys’ honour, I’ve included some fine jams from 1989 by Toronto hip-hop artists. Let your backbone slide!

Maestro Fresh-Wes

Dream Warriors

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Loads of Free, Continuously Streaming TV Shows

by Joey deVilla on March 30, 2013

tgun shows

There are times when I like having a little TV on in the background as I get work done. I have no idea what TGUN.tv gets out of doing so, but they’ve got 70 channels of continuously streaming television shows. If you’re behind on Adventure Time or Storage Wars, are feeling nostalgic for Fresh Prince of Bel Air or any of the Star Trek episodes, have never experienced the full horror of Perfect Strangers or just want “all Trailer Park Boys, all the time”, point your browser at their site and let the brain-melting teevee goodness wash over you.

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kirk vs gorn

I have no idea whether the upcoming Star Trek videogame based on the current movies is any good, but I love the promo starring William Shatner and a guest star from the original series:

In case you’re not familiar with the big green lizard-like alien — a Gornit’s from this episode:

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An Honest Cable-and-Internet Ad

by Joey deVilla on March 29, 2013

honest cable internet company

If North American cable-and-internet providers were honest, they’d produce an ad that went like this. Note that there’s some swearing involved, as is often the case with cable-and-internet providers.

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Penis for Sale (or: Autocorrect of the Day)

by Joey deVilla on March 28, 2013

auotcorrect of the day

Transcript

Randy: Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available?

Randy: If so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime.

Seller: Hi Randy, im selling a prius. Is that what you meant?

Randy: YES!!! Apologies new phone

Seller: Well it’s craigslist. You never know.

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