The only line missing is: “You have started a revolutionary movement…in my pants!“
(…as opposed to its southern neighbour, Nice Korea.)
Here’s the text:
Please do one of the following by Tuesday:
- Master kung fu
- Switch religions for a day
- Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
- End world hunger
- Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
- In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).