
Son, if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.
It’s the First Rule of the Internet, after all.
by Joey deVilla on January 11, 2013

Son, if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.
It’s the First Rule of the Internet, after all.
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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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This is why I watch Downton Abbey.