January 2013

How bad is the smog in China right now? Bad enough to make it difficult to land planes. This bad…

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But there is a bright side to all this. We’ll be able to tell this glorious story to future generations:

but we created a lot of value


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Hungarian artist László Moholy-Nagy’s chart showing the psychogeography of Finnegan’s Wake.

It took eight years to translate James Joyce’s Finnegan’s Wake — a book that barely qualifies as being written in English — into Chinese, but the task is complete and the book is now available in China. Shanghai’s News and Publishing Bureau says that it’s now the number two book in terms of sales of the “good books” category (their term for “serious reads” — no Fifty Shades of Grey here), beaten only a new biography of Deng Xiaoping.

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A Chinese billboard promoting Finnegan’s Wake.

My favourite quote about the book comes from Jiang Xiaoyuan, a professor of Shanghai’s Jiaotong University, who was quoted in Xinhua (China’s state-run news agency) as saying:

“Joyce must have been mentally ill to create such a novel.”

Nope, he was just drunk.

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Life of Parody [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on January 29, 2013

Life of Pi certainly brings out the comedian in a lot of people….












Doug Savage, creator of the webcomic Savage Chickens, just posted Life of Fry:

life of fryThanks to Daryl for the heads-up!


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A Blast from the Past – Star Wars: Droids

by Joey deVilla on January 28, 2013

Do you remember this cartoon opening sequence?

droidsTake a note of the theme song: it’s sung by Stewart Copeland from The Police. This intro is from a short-lived series called Star Wars: Droids – The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3P0, an animated television show whose 13 episodes (one fewer than in Firefly’s sole season) aired in the fall of 1985. Animated by the Canadian studio Nelvana and featuring a visual style that was both influenced by Jean “Moebuis” Giraud and yet faithful to the look and feel of Star Wars up to that point, it featured better stories, animation and music than most cartoons of that era.

(If you ever watched the absolutely terrible Star Wars Holiday Special, you might remember the animated segment in which the character of Boba Fett was introduced. It was the only good part of the show, and it was made by Nelvana. It seems to have served as the template for Droids.)

Paul Dini, an associate producer and story editor for Droids, who’d go on to work on the ground-breaking Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, explained the show this way in 1988, over a decade before Phantom Menace and during a time when we thought there’d never be another Star Wars film:

“[George Lucas] thought that the best characters to use would be the ones who weren’t so heavily tied into the movies’ plots, such as R2-D2 and C-3PO. They’re the running characters in the Star Wars universe. The droids would be a natural for animation because they could go all over the universe and get involved with all sorts of creatures and worlds that didn’t necessarily have Luke Skywalker, the Empire or any of those elements. The only constants would be Artoo and Threepio.”

Droids was set in a time before Episode IV (a.k.a. A New Hope or “The First Movie”). Hardcore Star Wars fans — the sort who like it when even the non-movie stories get tied into the Star Wars continuity — know that the series takes place in the year 15 BBY (“BBY” being short for “Before the Battle of Yavin“, which is the one in which Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star). Despite taking place before the adventures of Luke, Leia and Han, a couple of characters from the original trilogy make an appearance: the assassin droid IG-88 and Boba Fett, long before we knew he was a clone or that his dad was killed by Jedi.

You may notice that some bits of the Droids series managed to find their way into Episodes I, II and III, including speeder racing (on a racing track named “Boonta”), R2-D2’s occasional use of hidden manipulator arms and performing repairs on the exterior of a ship in space, space gangsters, the debate over whether droids or people make better footsoldiers and even a four-armed greasy spoon cook in a dirty T-shirt, well before Dexter Jettster was even a poorly-conceived throwaway character from George Lucas’ stunted imagination.

In honour of the announcement that J.J. Abrams is to be the director of the upcoming Disney Star Wars films, I thought I’d show you the first four episodes of Droids, which made up the first — and in my opinion, the best — of the story arcs in this all-too-short series. Enjoy!


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I spent most of this weekend moving stuff into Union Workstation, the office for my mobile tech consultancy / mobile app development shop CTS and coworking space. There’s still a fair bit of work to be done, but as of Monday, January 28th, 2013, Union Workstation will be in operation!

If you’re in the tech or creative fields and are looking for some prime shared office space in a great area of downtown Toronto, Union Station has a lot to offer, and we’re looking for people to fill our four office rooms. If you’re interested in taking a look, contact me at (647) 985-5639 or drop me a line at jdevilla@ctstech.net.

And now, the tour!

The Building

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Union Workstation is located at 144 Front Street West, suite 655, at the corner of Front Street and University Avenue, with the main entrance between the Loose Moose and Jack Astor’s. We’re a stone’s throw away from Union Station (hence our name), the Metro Toronto Convention Centre, the PATH and the financial district. The building is an old factory/warehouse that’s been nicely renovated; most of the offices within have some exposed brick walls and wooden beams, and the owners have taken great care to spruce up the hallways…


…and the bathrooms as well:


The owners are also in the process of installing a new cooling tower in order to improve the building’s air conditioning.

The Space

Here’s Union Workstation’s floor plan. My company, CTS, will take the open space just past the lobby and the small office in the southwest corner. The other four offices, named for local streets and subway stations, are available for rent:

Union Workstation floor plan

Click the plan to see it at full size.

The rental rates for each of the rooms are as follows:

Room Size Monthly rate
Simcoe 125 sq. ft. $1199
St. Andrew 203 sq. ft. $1599
Union 228 sq. ft. $1799
King 246 sq. ft. $1999


We’re also offering individual desks at $500/month. These rates include Beanfield’s 100meg internet service and cleaning staff.

Photo Tour

Here’s a quick tour of Union Workstation, featuring photos I took when we moved in:


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st andrew room

king room

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That’s right, Union Workstation has a shower! It’s perfect for bike commuters, and I plan to make use of it when biking in to work, which I do reasonably often.


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We’ve had great luck so far with this place — not just with finding it, but also with furnishing it. Heather Williams and our friends at Axiom Metrics were moving offices and had a lot of desks, cubicles and tables that they needed to get rid of in very short order, for free! The stuff arrived Friday evening, and we’ve been assembling it all weekend.

Jesse and I have matching desks in the open area by the lobby. We’re more than happy to offer the rooms with doors to Union Workstation’s members. I don’t mind working in the open, and hey, someone has to be the coworking space’s “cruise director”…

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We still have a number of nice executive-grade desks and bookshelves that can be reconfigured in a number of ways. They’re available to Union Workstation tenants on a first-come first-served basis — the sooner you sign up, the better your selection will be!

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We also got a large set of cubicles. After doing a little work, we found a way to take these soulless veal-fattening pens and “furniture hack” them into handy-dandy desks with built-in pinboards, like the one shown below.

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Last but not least, we also got Axiom Metrics’ old air hockey table!

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Additional improvements to the place will be made over the coming weeks, but the best thing we can put into our coworking space is you!

The Office-Warming Party

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In order to celebrate our getting the space into operation as well as to introduce the community to Union Workstation, we’re holding a little beer-and-pizza get-together this Friday, February 1st, between 4 and 7 p.m.. Come on down, take a look at the space, get to know us and see if we’re right for you!

Once again, we’re at:
144 Front Street West, just west of University and Union Station
Suite 655 (6th floor)

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.


Strange Artifacts From a Forgotten Era

by Joey deVilla on January 25, 2013

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Today’s the day we properly move into our new office. As I write this (Friday, January 25th, 2013 at 8:18 p.m.), the furniture — greatly delayed by elevator girdlock followed by traffic and snow — is coming off the trucks, and the internet’s been hooked up for hours.

While doing the rounds of the new place, Jesse stumbled across an unopened, undented box of 3.5″ floppy diskettes. It’s been at least half a decade since I’ve even had a computer with a floppy disk drive! I think I’m going to put it on display on my desk at the office.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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In honour of our Peter Griffin-esque mayor getting off scott-free,
here’s a video of Peter Griffin getting off scott-free.

rob ford - still the mayor - deal with itThe “Fordict” — the Twitter term for the verdict on the appeal of the judgement against Rob Ford, Toronto’s Peter Griffin-esque mayor — is out, and the court decision ordering His Worship (the technically correct honorific term for the Mayor of Toronto, even this guy) out of office has been overturned. There’s going to be a lot of gnashing of teeth over this at the Toronto Star and other local progressive circles, but speaking as one of Ford’s detractors, it’s a fair cop. The verdict against Ford was based on a particularly harsh interpretation of the law, and the mayor’s case for his appeal isn’t without merit. At the very least, the mayor has learned the true meaning of “conflict of interest”.

While we may be stuck with “Mayor Bumblefuck” (Cory Doctorow’s nickname for the guy) for another next two years, there is a silver lining: his ouster would have effectively rendered City Hall inert (which may not necessarily be a bad thing) and would have also led to another election that would cost the city millions. The downside is that while most people are capable of experiencing the emotion of shame, Ford isn’t, and it’s likely that this court victory will only embolden him and unfortunately, his fans in the cesspool of willful ignorance known as the comments sections of the Toronto Sun and National Post. Even so, there’s a silver lining for me: bad Rob Ford news means blogs posts that practically write themselves and also generate great ad revenue. I’m pretty sure Ford has indirectly paid for at least one of my flights to Florida.

So, in honour of the return of “Mayor Griffin”, I present the video above — a scene from the “Petoria” episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin forms his own country and raps about his diplomatic immunity. I imagine Rob Ford’s doing a similar dance right now.

Bonus Feature: Which Quotes are Peter Griffin’s, and Which are Rob Ford’s?

I ran this back during the mayoral election in the article Toronto’s Mayoral Election is “Family Guy”!, in which I noted the similarities between Peter Griffin and Rob Ford, Stewie Griffin and George Smitherman and Mayor Adam West and Mayor David Miller. See if you can tell which ones belong to Peter and which one belong to Rob:

  1. Go to the Orient, go to Hong Kong. You want to see workaholics? Those Oriental people work like dogs… they sleep beside their machines. The Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over… they’re hard, hard workers.
  2. Someday a white man’s gonna to be elected President again.
  3. Do you have a job, sir? I’ll give you a newspaper to find a job, like everyone else has to do between 9 and 5.
  4. They accuse me all the time of not liking gays…which I do.
  5. (AIDS) is very preventable. If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn’t get AIDS probably, that’s bottom line.
  6. Gays don’t vomit. They’re a very clean people. And they’ve been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
  7. How are women getting (AIDS)? Maybe they are sleeping with bisexual men.
  8. Women aren’t people. They are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
  9. I can’t support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it’s their own fault at the end of the day.
  10. I don’t come down to Burger King and tell you how to do your job.
  11. The reason I forgot about the marijuana charge … is because that same evening, I was charged with failing to give a breath sample.
  12. The Nutcracker had zero physical comedy. And, and, with a name like the Nutcracker, I thought, oh, this would be worth a few yucks. But no…that title wrote a check those queers on stage refused to cash.
  13. Do you want your little wife to go over to Iran and get raped and shot?
  14. I don’t understand. Number one, I don’t understand a transgender, I don’t understand, is it a guy dressed up like a girl or a girl dressed up like a guy?
  15. How ’bout THAT side boob? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn’t. That’s MY side boob.

If you want the answers, see my earlier article.